1501. I will not take the mirror image spell literally and just shoot the wizard that's not left handed.
1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.
1503. Despite what the rules say, it doesn't take 45 minutes to choke a 10th level fighter to death.
1504. I cannot take the parachute skill until somebody invents the parachute.
1505. We are not going through the phone book to see who's name is a killing word either.
1506. It is not automatically assumed whatever vehicle my cop commandeers is a monster truck.
1507. North Equatorial Kansas is not a real state.
1508. Nowhere in the timeline is Superfly McBoomboom a US vice president.
1509. No part of the Constitution is written in invisible ink.
1510. The Movie Phone Guy can't be the voice of the ship's computer.
1511. No using the time machine to set the "Star Spangled Banner" to anything by White Zombie.
1512. My canine officer can't spend his animal requisition cash to buy two dozen chihuahuas.
1513. I will not shoot a Great Old One just to say I did it.
1514. I will make it abundantly clear the guy playing my mortal enemy is a good friend in real life.
1515. The Pope does not have cyberpsychosis.
1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.
1517. Checking to see if the Mad Slasher is dead is ok, dismembering him with a shotgun is overkill.
1518. My Sniper will not kill all the bad guys before the rest of the party is in range.
1519. In the middle of a Black Ops I can't sell my niece's band candy to the hostages.
1520. I will tell the noobs the storyteller wasn't joking about kicking people in the jewels for macking on jailbait.
1521. While not lethal, Ferris Wheels aren't exactly healthy to vampires.
1522. Outside of Kingwood Community College moose antlers do not mean 'Out of Character'.
1523. Stain glass windows are not a standard feature on Panzer tanks.
1524. The spell Extract Water Elemental doesn't work on Water Elementals.
1525. I will not waste critical successes on drumming.